HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

Okay it's a half hour early...but still. It would be midnight now if not for daylight savings time...

So in honour of my favourite holiday, I have a good joke for you all:

THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX: (It's pg-13 I swear..)

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
else, because you ARE someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...

1. You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!

har har har...

Also exciting: please check out my halloween costume!!

The makeup is a little rough...but it's like, only my second time using clown face paint. So I did okay. I am wearing this to work tomorrow too...WOOHOO!

Kitschy GEISHA!

What is everyone else going as?

Halloween is here, so check out some of our creepy shirts..they're not just for halloween! (I especially like the eat a little piece of my heart one..it's my fave)

• Eat a Little Piece of My Heart
• Evil Keeps Me Young
• This Shall Be My Greatest Performance
• Pumpkin Pizzazz
• And of course... CANDY!

HoHoHo..Merry-er...HALLOWEEN!

Hmmmmmm.......

Somewhere out there, someone likes me. And yet, I don't know who! lol

On Tuesday and Wednesday, my visitor count jumped exponentially.

Insanity! Does someone know if I was highlighted on a site somewhere? I'd love to give credit where credit is due...

I'M SO CURIOUS! >_<

BUTTONFEST

THURSDAY OCT 19TH Kitsch Klothing will be at ButtonFest selling all our special fancy buttons!!

The event is being held at The Rhino which is at 1249 Queen W (416) 535-8089 in Toronto.

It runs from 6pm to 10 pm in the upstairs part of the restaurant.

Admission is $2 per person which seems to be well worth it, because there will be draws and button giveaways all night it seems. Including some of my buttons as well :)

I hope to see you there - come by and say hi!

Here is a map to the Rhino...



And don't forget about the Custom T-Shirt Offer I noted below...EXCITING!

^_~

NEWSFLASH

Anne is poor.
Anne and her poor bunny will be tossed out on the street..how will they survive?!
(well no really..it's not that bad. But I do need to make some extra money to cover some unexpected expenses..)

SO. WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

*dum dum dum*

...I'm gonna open myself to taking "Commissions" for custom T-shirt Packages!

Now, this could turn out to be a really exciting idea!


HEre's how it's all gonna go down...

Christmas is coming. You need presents for people who really, already have all the cool things the world has to offer.

So now what?

I'll tell you what.

For $50.00 I will Design a custom illustration

for your shirt in the general style of the illustrations featured on KITSCH KLOTHING. I will Make your illustration into

- One White T-shirt (you choose size..sm,m,L,XL..or larger)
- One 2.25" button, full colour.
- One 1.25" button, full colour.

For $35.00 I will make you a custom TYPE ONLY T-shirt

(I.e., you want a shirt that says "I'm with stupid" or "My mom says I'm cool!") with type only. Don't worry..we'll make it look really cool and give your type some "Attitude!" We will then make your design into:

- One White T-shirt (you choose size..sm,m,L,XL..or larger)
- One 2.25" button, full colour.
- One 1.25" button, full colour.

Add a journal with the same design to each of these packages for only $10.00!

I will pay the shipping to have the items to you safely in time for christmas!

I can't say fairer than that.

So what do you think? To order, please comment here or email me at mauig@hotmail.com

=:B