In Honour Of talk like a pirate day,
I have finished my Pirate shirt.

May I present.... I Am A Pirate, Show Me Your Booty!

Show off your true pirate spirit with this Arrrrtistic design! Watch all the wenches and cabin boys swoon with desire as you flash this arrrrticulate saying their way. Demand with confidence they show you their booty - or walk the plank!

And don't forget my other latest edition...
Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Purple Monkey Dishwasher is the height of Cool. Purple Monkey Dishwasher ain't no fool. Purple Monkey Dishwasher is yoour tool to climb your way to the height of cool! Let this grape coloured ape lead you into a whole new level of wardrobe malfunction!

Phew. And I'm spent! :)