HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

Okay it's a half hour early...but still. It would be midnight now if not for daylight savings time...

So in honour of my favourite holiday, I have a good joke for you all:

THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX: (It's pg-13 I swear..)

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
else, because you ARE someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the Number 1 Reason Trick-Or-Treating is Better Than Sex...

1. You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!!

har har har...

Also exciting: please check out my halloween costume!!

The makeup is a little rough...but it's like, only my second time using clown face paint. So I did okay. I am wearing this to work tomorrow too...WOOHOO!

Kitschy GEISHA!

What is everyone else going as?

Halloween is here, so check out some of our creepy shirts..they're not just for halloween! (I especially like the eat a little piece of my heart one..it's my fave)

• Eat a Little Piece of My Heart
• Evil Keeps Me Young
• This Shall Be My Greatest Performance
• Pumpkin Pizzazz
• And of course... CANDY!

HoHoHo..Merry-er...HALLOWEEN!